I'm a Chollo

I'm a chollo what can i do I threw my life away now i'm a chollo I'm a chollo what can i do I threw my life away now i'm a chollo I used to be a surferman Bought me an impala and i sold my van Got a pair of khakis and a penectan Now i'm a full fledged mexican Well i'm a chollo man Not a bit of puerto rican I'm a chollo man I changed my name to paco Went to the store and got a taco It made me feel real macho Now all my friends are kavacho