Monster Island

Let's pack the kids and crank up the car now I bet that there's nothing like it in moscow It's wild wild ride where i met my bride I wanna go on again if we've got enough money That's where i'm gonna murder my honey Godzilla will be there to meet you So be friendly 'cause he just might eat you Murder she wrote on the row row boat I'm gonna push her right down keep my head above the water She won't come back from monster island I see them floating down the hall Ghosts and goblins nine feet tall The trap door opens and she falls Ooh aah... Monster island monster island For a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife And have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy A shovel could come in handy There's a jungle where the coconut tress grow And now the lady's crying "dear, please let me go!" I've known her for fifteen years But now she's lying in a pool of blood Monster island's got a new mound of mud