Roadkill

I'm drivin' my pickup truck I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk I drive all over town Find a little critter and I run it down Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze Turn a little animal into head-cheese Oh, it's roadkill Drivin' around in my automobile For roadkill Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill Out there by the side of the road Might be a bunny or maybe a toad It's guts are hanging out Only one eye and part of a snout I still don't think it's dead Put it in reverse and squish it's head Oh, it's roadkill Drivin' around in my automobile For roadkill Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill Roadkill Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills Roadkill Kill a little critter just to get my thrill Are you gonna run 'em down right now? Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now If you drive 405 You won't find anything left alive Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time Squashin' little animals flat as a dime These critters don't have a prayer I just ran over smoky the bear Now he's roadkill Drivin' around in my automobile For roadkill Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill Roadkill Drivin' real fast like Buffalo Bill Roadkill Kill a little critter just to get my thrill I love roadkill Hit the lights Squeeze 'em in my sights Somebody's pet gonna need a vet Ran one over but he ain't dead yet This truck's a killin' machine Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy I love roadkill