Sobriety

I got a steady job, and I'm living a lie I'm a drunken slob, I got a DUI (Sobriety) (Sobriety) When I was seventeen, I had my first drink Now I'm forty-three, and I'm seeing a shrink (Sobriety) (Sobriety) Mom, I'm living at the Chandler Lodge Somebody wants to sell me the Dodge It's another gift of sobriety It took a fifth of vodka just to put me to sleep Now you take away the liquor, and you're left with a creep (Sobriety) (Sobriety) You got a lotta nerve to tell me things are okay If you wanna keep it, gotta give it away (Sobriety) (Sobriety) Mom, I'm living at the Chandler Lodge Somebody wants to sell me the Dodge It's another gift of sobriety Everybody knows The emperor's got new clothes I'm gonna make the story sad But it's the best friend I ever had I know it's gonna kick my ass So go ahead and pour another glass [Guitar solo] (Sobriety) (Sobriety) Mom, they threw me outta Chandler Lodge So now I'm sleeping in my Dodge It's another gift of sobriety Mom, they threw me outta Chandler Lodge So now I'm sleeping in my Dodge It's another gift of sobriety