Absolutely Obsolete

[Verse 1] You used to tell me that you loved me, but now I know You have been trying to get rid of me from the word go I wasn't so surprised to know an app could do my job You'll find me in the bargain bin at the Oxfam shop, I'm [Chorus] Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete [Verse 2] I always thought we had a funny relationship I would do the work that made the money, and you'd spend it (Yes you did) And though I know I was a lowly cog in your machine You said that I was still a vital member of your team, I'm [Chorus] Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete [Bridge] If I could only turn the clock back to a better time When the world was black and white And we all had roles to play Now it's all just shades of grey I'm obsolete [Chorus] Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete (I'm obsolete)