Psychological Evaluation

[Intro] Creativity? Minimal, vague Viewing? Big Bang Theory mostly And BBC4 documentaries about transport infrastructure Cleanliness? I had a shower this morning, erm Although I think I forgot to brush my teeth Physical well being? Tired. Limp. Better than yesterday Reading? I'm reading Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens in very short nightly doses Sociability? Fear of social transgression with resulting isolation [Chorus] Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution [Interlude] Dreams? Oh, the usual; hanging from high places, or lingering in endless post office queues Diet? Brown Waste products? Firm, if slightly irregular Emotions? Hmm [Chorus] Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution [Outro] Emotions? You asked me that already. I'm fine, I think Self-image? Room for improvement Aspirations? To take more train journeys. And to be kinder Regrets? I've had a few. Should have learned French Listening? Human League, OMD, Kraftwerk, Soft Cell, Japan, Eurythmics, Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Heaven 17, Pet Shop Boys, Buggles, Ultravox, Yazoo, Art Of Noise, Blancmange, Thomas Dolby, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Landscape, M, New Musik, Propaganda, Visage, Yello