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He was agin the rich He was agin the rich He was agin the poor He was agin the poor He was agin the rich He was agin the poor He wa agin the rich He was against all trepidation He was agin the rich On the loose again He was agin the rich There's a new fiend on the loose On the back of the exhaust clip Clipped on rich and poor alike Come to roost again once more Ol' Nick doesn't go from digs to digs no more Hit him on the head with a 2 by 4 Nowadays he has a Georgian glazed porch He was agin the rich He was agin the rich/poor He was agin the poor He was agin the poor There's a new fiend on the loose On the back of the exhaust clip Clipped on rich and poor alike Come to roost again once more He said, hit 'em on the head With a 2 by 4 He said, hit 'em on the head With a 2 by 4 He was agin the rich He was agin the poor Used a table leg to club son-in-law Hit me again, my friend Fiend in your home again Fiend in your home again New friend in the home, my fiend He said show me my quarters and glasses He said show me my quarters and glasses There's a new fiend on the loose Jolting in his tradition It's a fear of the obtuse He's got patents on the moaning