I'm a Mummy

I'm a Mummy I scare people Look what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a Mummy I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty nine years ago Look what happens when I walk up to somebody I don't try to scare people I really came back to meet Paul McCartney But people run from me Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody I wish there was someone somewhere that wasn't scared of me I'm a Mummy Hide quick a Mummy Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody Aaaah! I don't try to scare people But look what happens when I walk up to somebody I'm a Mummy Skinny Mummy You don't scare me What's happening here? You're not mad enough Skinny Mummy I'm a fifth element My daddy was a mummy too They were born one thousand and sixty six nine hundred years ago But look what happens when I walk up to somebody Mercy I'm outta here