My New House

[Chorus] My new house You should see my house My new house You should see my new house [Verse 1] No rabbit hutch about it I bought it off the baptists I get the bills And I get miffed At the damn polyester fills The interior is a prison unconscious The interior is a prison unconscious [Chorus] My new house You should see my new house My new house Keep away from my new house [Verse 2] Wash the drawers of pills It's got window sills With lead centred in the middle of them With lead centred in the middle of them [Chorus] My new house Is no beatnik hang-out My new house You should see my new house [Verse 3] That Halifax copter Sure dropped me a cropper That Halifax copter Sure dropped me a cropper [Chorus] My new house You should see my house My new house You should see my new house [Verse 4] Sometimes I think I'll ring Swine-Tax And go back to my flat Sometimes I think I'll ring Swine-Tax And go back to my flat [Refrain] But my new house I do love the mad things about it [Verse 5] According to the postman It's like the bleeding Bank of England According to the postman It's like the bleeding Bank of England Creosote tar fence surrounds it Those razor blades eject when I press eject [Chorus] My new house You should see my new house My new house Could easily crack a mortal, it [Verse 6] The spare room is fine Though a little haunted By Mr. Reagan who had hung himself at number 13 Mr. Reagan hung himself at number 13 [Chorus] It'll be great when it's decorated My new house You should see my new house My new house You should see my new house