The Wright Stuff

Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo That boy certainly transferred himself From the footballer before You'd hardly recognise him As a child, everywhere he went Probably people would say Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo It was symbolic to a point But nowadays, eccentric lad Who keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms The Wright stuff! How did he find The Wright stuff! Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo I said, nowadays Eccentric lad He keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms under his TV desk and dressing room Oh yes Growing up, his family had no problems with nudity In fact, he's held his dad in good stead On I'm A Celebrity (Doo doo-doo-doo) (Doo doo-doo-doo) Get Me Out Of Here (Doo doo-doo-doo) Comprehensive in thought, he overlooks The fat ??? from his desk The Wright stuff! Who did he find? The Wright stuff! Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Everybody wore the same Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo He overlooks the ??? from his desk For it's the wettest London weather, for, in his memory at least Ever Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Everybody wore the same Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Look at her When that woman trapped her scarf In the tube And some inconsiderable passenger left the window open The wind was blowing The Wright stuff! How did he find The Wright stuff! Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo The Wright stuff Everybody wore the same The Wright stuff! How did he find The Wright stuff! How did he find The plastic bosoms Everybody wore the same Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo You're gorging every can of food Because you can't find The Wright stuff! How did he find The Wright stuff! Everybody wore the same Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo The Wright stuff How did he find The (?) bosoms How did he find The Wright stuff His dad in the middle His mum with the scar The Wright stuff Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Everybody wore the same Money wasn't tight Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo The Wright stuff! How did he find The Wright stuff! Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Everybody wore the same That boy Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo That scar Her hat The wind The window left open so inconsiderate Of him The Wright stuff How did he find Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Doo doo-doo-doo Her head hurts He left the window open again Doo doo-doo-doo-doo It won't happen again People would say He would look around He would see his memory collage His parents, naked (Cheering)