[Intro: FINNEAS & Ashe]
"It's been so long since I've been in the United States of—"
"I've been missing home!"
"Missed my— what was the thing you were missing? Oh, the fucking Oreo?"
"The McFlurry ("The McFlurry!") was like— it tastes like home!"
Do we— are we turning?" ("It's been so long since I've had my Oreo McFlurry.")
[Verse 1: FINNEAS]
It's easy telling someone how to feel
Not as fun to tell someone you love that it's real
The house your daddy built is underwater
There's no use trying not to be your mother's daughter
[Chorus: Ashe & FINNEAS, FINNEAS]
Everybody knows that you're my weakness
You're an open secret I'm afraid
Every time I walk by Times Square Jesus
He tells me to confess before my grave
But I don't wanna be saved
[Verse 2: Ashe, Ashe & FINNEAS, FINNEAS]
She's everything that I've ever wanted
To be because she's yours
And I'm no threat, of course
I still pick up your mother from the airport
She says I should move on
You're (I'm just) too much your (My) father's son
[Chorus: Ashe & FINNEAS]
Everybody knows that you're my weakness
You're an open secret I'm afraid
Every time I walk by Times Square Jesus
He tells me to confess before my grave
But I don't wanna be saved
[Post-Chorus: Ashe & FINNEAS]
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
[Bridge: FINNEAS, Ashe, Ashe & FINNEAS]
Books you never read fill up your shelf
Nothing that you've read has ever helped
Using me to talk about yourself
You come off mean, but I know you mean well
[Chorus: Ashe & FINNEAS]
Everybody knows that you're my weakness
You're an open secret I'm afraid
Every time I walk by Times Square Jesus
He tells me to confess before my grave
[Outro: Ashe & FINNEAS]
"Well..."
"I'm dead. I can't walk that fast in heels!"
"You sounded great, Ashe."
"You sounded so good!"
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