Getting Surreal

Well, everybody knows when Ah, tell me again Fatten up the pig and baby, let's pretend That I can see the joke at the beginning or the end Let me know the secret, honey Then I'll be your best friend Alakazam, Kalamazoo, salaam Meet in the jungle where they never give a damn If your clothes don't fit or if your marriage is a sham They never weigh a woman by the kilo or the gram If you got to make it baby, make it real Get up off your knees and tell me how you feel Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal Well written in the stars is a great big lie That you never get to see until the minute that you die By the time you get to heaven you're a whole 'nother guy It's maybe just as well that you never had a bird eye Little pig, little pig, lock your door Take the gun from the wall and even up the score I don't even know who the sun shines for And I don't believe what I believe anymore If you got to make it baby, make it real Get up off your knees and tell me how you feel Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal Hollywood death smile flash me a grin Laughin' gas don't cut it when you're rotten within Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal Well it's hot dog logic in a grapefruit time Flutter your eyelids, and honey you'll be fine Throw me your sins and I'll keep 'em with mine You got a headful of stone and that's something divine Get a little headrush, swallow a fly Cut off your memories and hang them out to dry It was a beautiful noise but now it's tumbling by Well I was never here, that was never you or I If you got to make it baby, make it real Get up off your knees and tell me how you feel Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal Hollywood dance might flash me a grin Laughin' gas don't cut it when you're rotten within Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal