Johnny Come Last

Well, ask me that question, oh, ask me again When you swore that you knew me, you didn't say when Happiness, happiness comes in a jar You're a brave little cunt, but you took it too far And all of the tantrums and each of the lies They took ages to think up, that's no big surprise And last but not least, you're a talented boy But you stole all the answers, and killed all the joy Well, I loved you before, but I don't anymore You're just burned out and vicious and dumb And I don't like the way that you mean what you say And I don't like what you've become Well, tell you mean it, and I'll tell you, you don't Well, you say that you'll try, but I know that you won't Well, there's one God knows where, and there's one in Japan Was a hundred degrees, you got shit-scared and ran Well, Johnny go easy, Johnny go fast Johnny-come-lately, and Johnny come last Housewives are heroes, and everyone's bent Well, if this was a joke, well, it's some accident Well, I loved you before but I don't anymore You're just burned out and vicious and dumb And I don't like the way that you mean what you say And I don't like what you've become Well, give me a month, and I'll write you a line Or two, maybe three, though it might take some time I'll write them for drunks, and I'll sing them for cash Well, you know that old saying about gone in a flash? They wrote that for me, and it fits me so well It's been my fucking pleasure, and I bid you farewell Green is the colour but don't it fade fast? Remember me fondly, Johnny come last Well, I loved you before, but I don't anymore You're just burned out and vicious and dumb And I don't like the way that you mean what you say And I don't like what you've become