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Noodle Monster Lyrics — The Front Bottoms | Dork

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The Front Bottoms
Noodle Monster Lyrics

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The Front Bottoms

Noodle Monster

2016

Written by Brian Sella

Lyrics

Noodle Monster

Frozen with fear Stuck to where you are standing Open your mind Noodle Monster's expanding It's a Noodle Monster, baby Remember that time You got hit with that wet noodle? You know where you are? You're in the jungle Noodle Monster Noodle Monster

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"Noodle Monster" is a song by The Front Bottoms, released in 2016. The song was written by Brian Sella.

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