I Couldn't Get High

Well, I went to a party just the other night I wanted to feel my mind was light so I picked up a bottle and I started drinking wine I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine... but I couldn't get high! Oh, No! I don't know why, Oh, No! so I took out my pipe and I stuffed it full of grass I took out a match and I lit it real fast I huffed, I puffed I smoked and I toked but after awhile, my heart was nearly broke... cause I couldn't get high, Oh, No! Don't know why, Oh, No! so I got me a cube of LSD sat down to wait for it to hit me I waited, meditated, but couldn't get stoned I had to give up and head for home... cause I couldn't get high, Oh, no! don't know why, oh, no!