Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)

[Verse 1] Things don't look too good to me I feel I'm out of luck And all because of swollen glands And just one stupid fuck This wacko came from Alabama and That's not where it's at And now your jock's been chasing me round With a great big baseball bat [Chorus] Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no [Verse 2] Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me about my head with a baseball bat [Chorus] Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no [Verse 3] When I got up from being beat to the ground I started itching around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found The latest social disease that's been going around [Outro] I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch