Albert Flasher

[Verse 1] I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people And I offered myself to the world I was a workshop owner I was a workshop owner [Verse 2] I was a diesel fixer, fixed a diesel Diesel fixed me, what a weasel Baby was a workshop owner Baby was a workshop owner [Chorus] Baby and me were ripe for the pickin' Well, that was the day we ran into Albert Flasher [Verse 3] It was a cold, snowy, rainy afternoon And we were sittin' there in high school, my school And Michael was a moonbeam maker And Michael was a moonbeam maker [Verse 2] I was a diesel fixer, fixed a diesel Diesel fixed me, what a weasel, oh, oh no Baby was a workshop owner Baby was a workshop owner [Chorus] Baby and me were ripe for the pickin' Well, that was the day we ran into Albert Flasher, ah! [Instrumental Break] [Verse 1] I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people And I offered myself to the world I was a workshop owner I was a workshop owner I was a workshop owner