Everything's On TV

[Verse 1] I have a TV screen of some 32 inches TV dinner and an easy chair From where I view a disaster And switch the channel fast And thank my lucky star I wasn't there The world's in a hurry but I don't have to worry There's a movie on with a happy end I've seen it before but I can see it some more So I don't have to go out and pretend [Chorus] No, I don't have to go out I'll just stay inside - it doesn't bother me I have all I need because everything is on TV [Verse 2] Well, I burned all my books On my ass I sit and look And behold the world deteriorate I don't have to stand up just to take a stand I'll SMS a live TV debate [Chorus] No, I don't have to go out I'll just stay inside - it keeps me company I have all I need because everything is on TV Everything is on TV [Verse 3] I can pay to get heard or to get the last word Wire money to some charity While I do as I please and bake in my own grease I better keep my conscience clean The world's in a hurry but I don't have to worry I got my virtue and I got my vice I got bedsores - aching ligaments galore Now that's a tiny sacrifice [Chorus] No, I don't have to go out I'll just stay inside - it keeps me company I have all I need because everything is on TV Everything is on TV Everything is on TV