Gemini genuflects and says a Hail Mary
For his money on the Monday night game
The girl in the sequins let him buy her a sea breeze
But he still don't think she's using her real name
Me, I'm on the border with my back in the corner
The way it's been since we closed out the war
I've seen this whole scene play out here before
Gemini flying high 'til he screams when he sees what the scorе is
Back in my homeland, our heroes wеre hardcore
Man, our martyrs booked the matinee shows
The theme of our prom was Banned in DC
And the last dance was We Gotta Know
My date came in late wearing clove cigarettes
Like some Uptown, Dracula debutante
The sketch looked like extras from the set of River's Edge
And the streaks kind of seemed like old astronauts
From back in the fifties, floating freely on black and white TVs
Baring their teeth to sell junk in the ads before movies
I got out of the service and got in some business
With a guy that I met at Fort Jackson
He said Pensacola's under his cousin's control
But he could probably cut me in on some action
Long story quick, my partner got sick
But he showed me how to shake the right hands
Stayed in the pits, took a hit to the head
Now I'm trying to manage some bands
I'm looking for sad kids writing anthems for the big time
Hands in the air and a flag at half mast on the grapevine
Mourning the American Dream and the death of the punchline
I was watching the news and they showed me this dude
Who made two billion bucks playing videos
I printed up cards that said "Seeker of Stars"
For the people I don't already know
I haven't hit yet but I'm sharping my pitch
And this one guy brought me out to his restaurant
When he made the proposal to merge and go global
He was touching me under the table with his eyes on the TV
And it's three points on the home team
(A whole lifetime)
Gin in his blood from a lifetime in front of some barkeep
(A whole lifetime)
Telling jokes in his head to break up the ice at the parties
(A whole lifetime)
Trying to find someone to laugh after the death of the punchline
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