Dear Eloise

[Intro] Dear Eloise, I am writing to say A number of funny things I heard today I heard that he's left you and run off to sea Could be the best thing that's happened to me [Chorus] Writing a letter to make you feel better Sorry to hear that he left you that way I could have told you, he was much older So much older than you [Verse] You rushed in blindly, he treated you kindly Until he found out what he could get from you You should have departed before he got started Now you've been burned just like I said you would [Bridge] Please read my letter closely It's beneficial too You must read in-between the lines A message you will see If you use your mind, you'll find I want you back with me Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [Chorus] Writing a letter to make you feel better Sorry to hear that he left you that way I could have told you, he was much older So much older than you So much older than you So much older than you [Outro] Dear Eloise, I am writing to say A number of funny things I heard today I heard that he's left you and run off to sea Could be the best thing that's happened to me