Low Budget (2025 Remaster)

[Verse 1] Cheap is small and not too steep But best of all cheap is cheap Circumstance has forced my hand To be a cut price person in a low budget land Times are hard but we'll all survive I just gotta learn to economize [Chorus] I’m on a low budget I'm on a low budget [Verse 2] I'm not cheap, you understand I’m just a cut price person in a low budget land Excuse my shoes, they don't quite fit They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit Even my trousers are giving me pain They were reducеd in a sale so I shouldn't complain They squeeze mе so tight so I can't take no more They're a size 28 but I take 34 [Chorus] I'm on a low budget What did you say? Yeah, I'm on a low budget I thought you said that I’m on a low budget I’m a cut price person in a low budget land [Verse 3] I'm shopping at Woolworths and low discount stores I’m dropping my standards so that I can buy more Low budget sure keeps me on my toes I count every penny and I watch where it goes We're all on our uppers, we're all going skint I used to suck cigars but now I suck polo mints [Chorus] I'm on a low budget What did you say? Yeah, I’m on a low budget I thought you said that I'm on a low budget I'm a cut price person in a low budget land I'm on a low budget Low budget Low budget [Verse 4] Art takes time, time is money Money's scarce and that ain't funny Millionaires are things of the past We're in a low budget film where nothing can last Money's rare, there's none to be found So don't think that I'm tight if I don't buy a round [Chorus] I'm on a low budget What did you say? Yes, I'm on a low budget I thought you said that I'm on a low budget I'm a cut price person in a low budget land (I'm on a low budget) Say it again (Low budget) One more time (Low budget)