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Clap Hands Two Guns Lyrics — The Menzingers | Dork

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Clap Hands Two Guns

From A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology2007

Written by Greg Barnett, Tom May

Produced by Jesse Cannon

Lyrics

Clap Hands Two Guns

I counted the holes that tore through Bastogne that day There were so many that we left them unbarried A 20 mile advancement on an allied front With every shot I take writes out The Fog Of War And I can't wait to fall asleep My mind is racing, count bloody sheep again I've got the flashman in my sight To take his life, or give him mine It's hard to get below a surface conversation I'm a killer but not for one nation Young man's cause revealed as an old man's game As the blood spills out on the pavement The star of david get special arrangements Young man's cause revealed as an old man's game

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About this track

"Clap Hands Two Guns" is a song by The Menzingers from the album A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology, released in 2007. The song was written by Greg Barnett, Tom May. It was produced by Jesse Cannon.

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Track 12 of 15Go-kart Records

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Greg Barnett— 121 credits as songwriter →
Tom May— 123 credits as songwriter →

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