I'm Straight

I called this number three times already today But I, I got scared I put it back in place I put my phone back in place I still don't know if I should have called up Look, just tell me, why don't you If I'm out of place 'Cause here's your chance to make me feel awkward And wish that I had never even called up this place I saw you though today Walk by with Hippie Johnny I had to call up and say How I wanna take his place So this phonecall today concerns Hippie Johnny He's always stoned He's never straight I saw you today, you know Walk by with Hippie Johnny Look, I had to call up and say I wanna take his place See, he's stoned Hippie Johnny Now get this, I'm straight And I want to take his place Now, look, I like him too I like Hippie Johnny But I'm straight And I want to take his place I said, I'm straight I said, I'm straight I'm proud to say Well, I'm straight And I want to take his place Now I've watched you walk around here I've watched you meet Boyfriends I know And you tell me how they're deep But look, I think these guys If they're really so great Tell me, why they can't they at least take this place And take it straight? Why always stoned? Like Hippie Johhny is I'm straight And I want to take his place I'm certainly not stoned Like Hippie Johhny is I'm straight And I want to take his place I said, I'm straight I said, I'm straight I'm I'm straight And I want to Alright, what do you wanna I'm straight, tell the world now I'm straight, that's it I'm straight, yeah I'm straight And I want to take his place