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(The backing track for The Monkees' Last Train to Clarksville plays in the background.)
MICHAEL NESMITH: Hi, team, we're The Monkees
MICKY DOLENZ: Did you tell 'em about the TV show yet, Mike?
MICHAEL NESMITH: No, man. I was just gonna sneak it in. You gotta be very subtle about these things
MICKY DOLENZ: You gonna tell 'em that we'll be on NBC-TV starting September 12th at 7:30 PM in colors?
MICHAEL NESMITH: Now, cool it. What's more fun than a barrelful of Monkees?
MICKY DOLENZ: Gosh-a-roonie, Mike! I don't know. What is more fun than a barrelful of Monkees?
MICHAEL NESMITH: A trainful of Monkees. Dig. KHJ is charting the last train to Clarksville and they're gonna take hundreds of lucky listeners on a trip Septembеr the 11th
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MICHAEL NESMITH: Yeah, it's gonna be a blast. Thе KHJ happening to wrap up the summer of '66
DAVY JONES: And us Monkees want to meet you at the station in Clarksville
MICKY DOLENZ: Yeah, and each of us will give away a color TV set
DAVY JONES: So enter now. All you do is send a postcard to Monkee Trip, Box 38130, Hollywood. Starting Tuesday morning, the boss jocks draw a winner every hour. And each winner gets to bring a friend!
ANNOUNCER: Mail your card in and ride with The Monkees!
MICHAEL NESMITH: On the last train to Clarksville!
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