I Ain't Gettin’ Any

Girls, they're just a waste of time I buy them drinks all night But just get out my mind Everytime I take one home They only use my phone I ain't got one my own Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough Even when you're good looking like me I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff No, not many 'Cause I ain't gettin' any Joe, he ain't no Romeo These dollies come and go What's he got, I don't know Once I brought this tasty chick I thought, "Now this is it" She said, "I'm feeling sick." Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough Even when you're good looking like me I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff No, not many 'Cause I ain't gettin' any Aurrgh, I think I'll play some guitar... Sounds good, doesn't it. Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough Even when you're good looking like me Oi! Oi! Oi! I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff No, not many 'Cause I ain't gettin' any Bought myself this flash coupé I cruised around all day And then got towed away Took this bird out to a show We had the whole back row She kept on sayin' no, no, NO! Well, life is rough for an adolescent tough Even when you're good looking like me Oi! Oi! Oi! I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff No, not many 'Cause I ain't gettin' any I ain't gettin' much I ain't gettin' any I ain't gettin' much I ain't gettin' any I ain't gettin' much I ain't gettin' any