Expresso

I left my heart in a wooden case With chains and locks all around its base I'm on my way to surgery I'm as happy as a boy can be I left my brain in a metal sieve With cancer injected, just to stop it live I know where the angels sing So play that harp and flap that wing I'm going to heaven, baby (chorus) I left my eyes in a candy box Stuffed with cotton, just to stop them rock I skip along the corridor I open up the theatre door I left my blood in a plastic mug I get a funny taste when I chug-a-lug I know where the cherubs wait So here I am at St Peter's gate (chorus) I left my nose, all stuck with glue Tied with string, up a chimney flue I curtsey to doctor and nurse I wave outside the waiting hearse And when I spoke to father's ghost He said he died by parcel post So hallelujah, here I come See you at Easter, mum (chorus)