[Verse 1]
Dear Madame Maenad, in answer to your ad
I enclose a cheque for eleven pound, ten
My time of birth is nine twenty-three a.m
Dear Madame be clear: will I be rich next year?
Please send me my birth chart in the S.A.E
And I'll allow fourteen days for delivery
[Chorus]
Up above Venus is in my house
I'm in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid
[Verse 2]
Dear Miss Rosa Lee, tell me my destiny
I enclose my vibes with a print of my palm
I'd like the full works, plus the box of assorted charms
Dear Rosa, don't stall: look in your crystal ball
Please send the tea cup back, as it's part of a set
It's wrapped in cellophane, near the gris-gris and amulet
[Chorus]
Up above, Venus is in my house
I'm in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, the moon is in perigee
I'd do better with a fortune cookie
[Chorus]
Up above, Venus is in my house
I'm in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid
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