I'll Scry Instead

[Verse 1] Dear Madame Maenad, in answer to your ad I enclose a cheque for eleven pound, ten My time of birth is nine twenty-three a.m Dear Madame be clear: will I be rich next year? Please send me my birth chart in the S.A.E And I'll allow fourteen days for delivery [Chorus] Up above Venus is in my house I'm in love with an Aquarius In the sky, Mars is in retrograde I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid [Verse 2] Dear Miss Rosa Lee, tell me my destiny I enclose my vibes with a print of my palm I'd like the full works, plus the box of assorted charms Dear Rosa, don't stall: look in your crystal ball Please send the tea cup back, as it's part of a set It's wrapped in cellophane, near the gris-gris and amulet [Chorus] Up above, Venus is in my house I'm in love with an Aquarius In the sky, the moon is in perigee I'd do better with a fortune cookie [Chorus] Up above, Venus is in my house I'm in love with an Aquarius In the sky, Mars is in retrograde I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid