Glory Hole

She took off with a lonely planet Left me with the rough guide And a strip of pork schnitzel Tearing me up inside "Excuse me sir, do you know a place a young man might rest his head? "A ja kommen sie mit, we got plenty bed!" I found myself in a leather bar There was swear dripping off'a my wurst 'Hey boy' said the man to my right 'Do you need something to quench your thirst?' A brown bottle makes an appearance And he thrusts it under my nose I woke up in a studded mask Wearing Heinrich Himmler's clothes Every man's got a glory hole Every man's got a glory hole Can't keep a woman to save my soul Every man's got a glory hole Gunter, the giver "Ich liben Dich!!" I rode the leather bar every night But Gunther can't be found I had to settle for a stein of beer While that cheap cheap techno pounds I was a boy, and now i'm a man And I've given up control I'm sick and tired of living a lie now let the truth be told Every man's got a glory hole Can't keep a woman to save my soul Every man's got a glory hole Gunter, the giver "Ich liben Dich!!" Kanye West's got a glory hole Paul McCartney's got a glory hole Bobby Geldof's got a glory hole Sigmund Freud had a glory hole The Sleaford Mods have got a glory hole The BBC has got plenty of holes Every Tory has got a glory hole Even my daddy's got a glory hole!! I give it away You're taking it Don't give it away Suck your wind pipe dry little darling Wipe my tear from your eye GUNTER THE GIVER GUNTER THE GIVER GUNTER THE GIVER "ICH LIEBEN DICHHHHHHHHH!"