Answering the Phone

Maybe I didn't get enough milk when I was a baby Maybe I never learned the value of a penny Maybe I listened to that first Black Sabbath album The one with the witch on the front, one time too many But I think something's wrong with me I think something's wrong with me I think something's glued down wrong, permanently Maybe it's the things I never learned how to do Maybe it's the things I learned to do real well Maybe it's the Irish whiskey that I like to drink Maybe it's the California Zinfandel But I think something's wrong with me I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently I'm gonna tell you once; you oughta listen If you came here for comfort, you came to the wrong place I've got a strong stomach and a murmur in my heart I got a tremor in my hand, muscle twitches in my face And I think something's wrong with me I think something's snapped on wrong, maybe permanently Yep