Answering the Phone

Maybe I didn't get enough milk when I was a baby

Maybe I never learned the value of a penny

Maybe I listened to that first Black Sabbath album

The one with the witch on the front, one time too many

But I think something's wrong with me

I think something's wrong with me

I think something's glued down wrong, permanently

Maybe it's the things I never learned how to do

Maybe it's the things I learned to do real well

Maybe it's the Irish whiskey that I like to drink

Maybe it's the California Zinfandel

But I think something's wrong with me

I think something's glued down wrong, maybe permanently

I'm gonna tell you once; you oughta listen

If you came here for comfort, you came to the wrong place

I've got a strong stomach and a murmur in my heart

I got a tremor in my hand, muscle twitches in my face

And I think something's wrong with me

I think something's snapped on wrong, maybe permanently

Yep