Don't Pick It Up

Don't pick it up you I saw a little kid as He walked around He picked a candy bar up Off the ground He chowed about a half and His face turned blue Turned out that candy bar was A doggy doo Woh Don't pick it up I say Woh Unless you can throw it away Woh Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way You're out there makin' bacon No scrutiny You mess around too much and You got VD You know you never thinkin Sore today You're gonna take it back to California Woh Don't pick it up I say Woh Unless you can throw it away Woh Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way Don't (Pick it up) (Pick it up) (Pick it up) (So) My friend was kinda hurtin' A girl to try He saw one that looked like Pat on saturday night live It had a pair of thingies A mustache too Not clearly male or female So what to do Woh Don't pick it up I say Woh Unless you can throw it away Woh Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way