If I Were President (skit)

Bam, who's next? If I were president, if I were president I'd make sure all the money spent On good things (Good things) I wouldn't have no lint in my pocket I'd rock it, I'd rock it, I'd shock it I would not jock the fact that there are Rich people in the world because, yo, I got a girl And she needs new clothes and I need new sneakers (New sneakers) And that's all I know If I were president, if I were president If I were president, if I were president If I was president (What would you do?) I would not carry, oh, no spare change I would just rearrange the whole government structure 'Cause there seems to be something that's messing with the flucture of the money (What?) It's not coming to me So now, it's time for me to tell my homie Jammer Dee So I'm looking at my wallet and I do not have a buck Damn, I'm out of luck, damn, I'm feeling stuck