If I Were President (skit)

Bam, who's next?

If I were president, if I were president

I'd make sure all the money spent

On good things (Good things)

I wouldn't have no lint in my pocket

I'd rock it, I'd rock it, I'd shock it

I would not jock the fact that there are

Rich people in the world because, yo, I got a girl

And she needs new clothes and I need new sneakers (New sneakers)

And that's all I know

If I were president, if I were president

If I were president, if I were president

If I was president (What would you do?)

I would not carry, oh, no spare change

I would just rearrange the whole government structure

'Cause there seems to be something that's messing with the flucture of the money (What?)

It's not coming to me

So now, it's time for me to tell my homie Jammer Dee

So I'm looking at my wallet and I do not have a buck

Damn, I'm out of luck, damn, I'm feeling stuck