Naked and Famous

I can't explain glacial motion Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean I can't unfold the layers of mystery Or piece together the tragedy of history, 'cause Those lucky suckers They don't have to work Big 3D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me; I'm naked And famous I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it I met a DJ who lived in seclusion Reality and sobriety were her only delusions, and Those lucky bastards They didn't have to work Big 3D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me; I'm naked And famous Whao Whoo A-hoo, hoo, hoo Wow A-hoo, hoo, hoo Don't get a nosebleed; don't get upset We can't be naked and famous just yet There's a big old dollar sign on the Sunset Strip And you can send your friend a postcard; it ain't worth the trip Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me; I'm naked Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me; I'm naked Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me; I'm naked A-wow, oh, yeah A-hoo, hoo, hoo Whoo Everybody wants to be naked and famous Everybody wants to be just like me; I'm naked And famous