Hong Fucking Kong

It's always gone on for far too long And I just lost my shit The roadie's stolen all my strings and looks like Cousin It It's the Back to Bataan punk rock tour But don't think it's a joke When we had a sit-down meal, Hoglog choked on a bone Oh no, oh no Why do they have to be so mean? Don't you dare bite into that thing Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out now Freaking out right now Freaking out right now Freaking out right now Tour's gone on a little too long It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong All the guitars disappeared And I'm thinking, "What's next?" When thеy finally do show up, two have broken necks Through thick and thin, wе all stay true There's nothing in between us Some guy who thinks we're gay told me to suck my mommy's penis Oh no, oh no Why do they have to be so mean? Don't you dare bite into that thing Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today Oh, and everybody's freaking out now Freaking out right now Freaking out right now Freaking out right now Tour's gone on a little too long It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong