Hong Fucking Kong

It's always gone on for far too long

And I just lost my shit

The roadie's stolen all my strings and looks like Cousin It

It's the Back to Bataan punk rock tour

But don't think it's a joke

When we had a sit-down meal, Hoglog choked on a bone

Oh no, oh no

Why do they have to be so mean?

Don't you dare bite into that thing

Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out now

Freaking out right now

Freaking out right now

Freaking out right now

Tour's gone on a little too long

It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong

All the guitars disappeared

And I'm thinking, "What's next?"

When thеy finally do show up, two have broken necks

Through thick and thin, wе all stay true

There's nothing in between us

Some guy who thinks we're gay told me to suck my mommy's penis

Oh no, oh no

Why do they have to be so mean?

Don't you dare bite into that thing

Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today

Oh, and everybody's freaking out now

Freaking out right now

Freaking out right now

Freaking out right now

Tour's gone on a little too long

It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong