Intimate Secretary

[Chorus 1] I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop I've got a girl and she likes to shop The other foot looks like it won't drop I had an uncle and he got shot [Bridge 1] Is this greeting the type that's meant for me? Are you part of this kakistocracy? [Chorus 2] This ringing in my ears won't stop I've got a red Japanese teapot I've got a pen, but I lost the top I've got so many things you haven't got [Bridge 2] This fellow's craft is just not for sharing He's not an intimate secretary [Chorus 1] I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop I've got a girl and she likes to shop The other foot looks like it won't drop I had an uncle, but he got shot [Bridge 3] Then on rubble of scummest malarkey Down with luck, we'll see Ecclesiarchy That fellow's craft is just not for sharing He's not an intimate secretary [Outro] The exarchy's inspector inquisitor (The ringing in my ears won't stop) The demockery illustrious master (I've got a red Japanese teapot) Are you part of this kakistocracy? (I've got a pen, but I lost the top) Is this greeting the type that's meant for me? (I've got so many things you haven't got)