Intimate Secretary

[Chorus 1]

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop

I've got a girl and she likes to shop

The other foot looks like it won't drop

I had an uncle and he got shot

[Bridge 1]

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?

Are you part of this kakistocracy?

[Chorus 2]

This ringing in my ears won't stop

I've got a red Japanese teapot

I've got a pen, but I lost the top

I've got so many things you haven't got

[Bridge 2]

This fellow's craft is just not for sharing

He's not an intimate secretary

[Chorus 1]

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop

I've got a girl and she likes to shop

The other foot looks like it won't drop

I had an uncle, but he got shot

[Bridge 3]

Then on rubble of scummest malarkey

Down with luck, we'll see Ecclesiarchy

That fellow's craft is just not for sharing

He's not an intimate secretary

[Outro]

The exarchy's inspector inquisitor

(The ringing in my ears won't stop)

The demockery illustrious master

(I've got a red Japanese teapot)

Are you part of this kakistocracy?

(I've got a pen, but I lost the top)

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?

(I've got so many things you haven't got)