Satisfaction

[A deranged, absurdist 'cover version' of The Rolling Stones' '(I Can't Go No) Satisfaction' that should be not taken seriously whatsoever] [Chorus] I can't get no I can't get no Satisfaction [Verse 1] When I'm at the football game And the jock falls down and fumbles And they stomp his back And they break his dick I just laugh and crack my knuckles! [Chorus] I can't get no I can't get no Satisfaction Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey That's what I say [Verse 2] When I'm at the picture show And I can't get no popcorn And I grab a knife And I stab a tit And I beat on Dinah Shore Now you think I'm all messed up But I think you're all messed up And I grab a gun and I blow that gun And I blow the whole world apart *Screaming* [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] When I'm goin' to my job And I'm crowded on the bus And I grit my teeth And I clench my fist And I hate like piss on pus [Outro] Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction Satisfaction