Satisfaction

[A deranged, absurdist 'cover version' of The Rolling Stones' '(I Can't Go No) Satisfaction' that should be not taken seriously whatsoever]

[Chorus]

I can't get no

I can't get no

Satisfaction

[Verse 1]

When I'm at the football game

And the jock falls down and fumbles

And they stomp his back

And they break his dick

I just laugh and crack my knuckles!

[Chorus]

I can't get no

I can't get no

Satisfaction

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

That's what I say

[Verse 2]

When I'm at the picture show

And I can't get no popcorn

And I grab a knife

And I stab a tit

And I beat on Dinah Shore

Now you think I'm all messed up

But I think you're all messed up

And I grab a gun and I blow that gun

And I blow the whole world apart

*Screaming*

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

When I'm goin' to my job

And I'm crowded on the bus

And I grit my teeth

And I clench my fist

And I hate like piss on pus

[Outro]

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