God Slap

Oh you started up a little business did ya? Oh you're a well-driven little grafter are ye? Grabbin' life by the scruff are ye? Well that's real nice Professional musician is it? Following your little passion is it? Grabbing life by the scruff is it? Well simmer down there ya fuckin' condescending little geebag You're in deep The hill is steep You are a dick Thick as a brick, thick as a brick So bend over his lap And take your god slap So bend over his lap And take your god slap "Are ye all workin'?" Forget about your man He's just a dressed up shite headin' straight for the van "Are ye all workin'?" Forget about your man He's just a dressed up shite goin' straight for the van You're thinkin' of the bigger picture is it? Think you're a collective individual do ya? Oh you're a little woke boy are ye? Well that's real nice "I don't like the tone of your voice" "Well you can iron me sack if you want to" "Listen here, you're treadin' on ice" "And what's a little sap like you gonna do? If there was a shortage of wankers, you'd make two" "Takes one to know one You're about as useful as an ashtray on a bicycle" So bend over his lap And take your god slap So bend over his lap And take your god slap You are a dick Thick as a brick, thick as a brick "Are ye all workin'?" Forget about your man He's just a dressed-up shite headin' straight for the van "Are ye all workin'?" Forget about your man He's just a dressed-up shite goin' straight for the van