Here Comes the Bride

Ahh this is Precious Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bride If you're married and you know what it's all about Let's turn it out, scream it out and shout, sing Here comes the bride Don't you know that, it's Hit me The Lady Precious Funk is here The bride of the funk so have no fear Commiting myself to the funk for life That's why they call me your funk Precious wife The captain and the crew gave me away They told me that the funk would never stray I gotta keep the funk movin' on and on I'm Precious Funk, on your microphone! Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bride I'm married to the funk without a doubt Everybody in the place say turn it out! (Turn it out!) Here comes the bride Don't you know that, it's To all you mothers standin' out there You got to give up the funk, get up out your chair Because I am the bridge and that's a fact I'm on a groove so smooth and so laid back I'm gonna take the time, to talk to you About somethin' old, but oh so new You see marriage to me is like thick and thin A promise forever, that could never end Ain't nothin in the world like a menu sale To what we call lovin' not nothin' else They've been doin' this ever since Adam and Eve They've been doin' this, for centuries! Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bride Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bride Here comes the bride Don't you know that, it's Get myself somethin' To hold onto Call it funk music And here's a little funk, just for you Ah if a man wants me to be his wife He better think about it first cause I'm talkin bout life You see I'm talkin bout the good things with the bad You see I'm talkin bout happiness with the sad You see I'm talkin bout a thing called tender lovin' care A man not a mouse who will always be there Someone that I can be all my life around To keep me up, and never let me down The Doctor and Precious Funk got married Y'all know what I'm talkin about? A microphone and bass for life they carry The Doctor and Precious stay together Love livin' and makin' funk for-ever The Doctor and Precious Funk got married A microphone and bass for life they carry The Doctor and Precious stay together Love livin' and makin' funk for-ever Get myself somethin' To hold onto Call it funk music And here's a little funk, just for you (repeat 2X) Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bride Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bridge Here comes the bride Don't you know that, it's I'm Blondie, world's precious bride Don't take no stuff I got my pride A man marry me he got to be nice A girl like me don't come by twice Dr. Funk, say you want me Too hot to trot, I'm Blondie Just sittin' on the funk and ridin' on the groove Dr. Funk, you're so damn cool I married the funk, so I could never be alone The music, the voices, and the microphone The stage lights, and the fancy cars Is a matrimony for superstars The Doctor asked me to be his girl So he could groove her vibes, and rock my world Don't give me up, and don't turn me loose Cause I'm Angie B. I got all the juice Got myself somethin' To hold onto Call it funk music And here's a little funk, just for you Here comes the bride Dr. Funken, with the bride Here comes the bride Don't you know that, it's The Doctor and Precious Funk got married A microphone and bass for life they carry The Doctor and Precious stay together Love livin' and makin' funk forever (repeat to fade)