Ebeneezer Goode

There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode His friends call him 'Ezeer and he is the main geezer And he'll vibe up the place like no other man could He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine Though very much maligned and misunderstood But if you know 'Ezeer he's a real crowd pleaser He's ever so good - he's Ebeneezer Goode You can see that he's mischievous, mysterious and devious As he circulates amongst the people in the place But once you know he's fun, and something of a genius He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards 'Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of 'Eezer As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode "Has anyone got any Vera's?" Lovely ... Ya Ha Ha Ha A Great Philospher once wrote... Naughty Naughty, Very Naughty Ha Ha Ha Ha Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene, know what I mean? He created the vibe - He takes you for a ride as if by Design The party ignites like it's comin' alive He takes you to the top, shakes you all around Then back down - you know as he gets mellow Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move He glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!" A gentleman of leisure he's there for your pleasure But go easy on old 'Ezeer he's the love you could lose Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd He gets them all at it - the party starts rocking - the people get excited It's time to shout LOUD! 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode Got any Salmon --- sorted Ya Ha Ha Ha Ya Ha Ha Ha Ya Ha Ha Ha 'Eezer Goode, 'Eeezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode Oh what a carry on 'Eezer Goode, 'Eeezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode Wicked 'Eezer Goode, 'Eeezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode He's Ebeneezer Goode Oh what a carry on Wicked