[Verse 1]
My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care
Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn’t play fair
[Bridge]
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Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
[Verse 2]
My brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
He said that when he's dead, I'll have his Nintendo 64
And I can play it all night long, sitting on the basement floor
[Bridge]
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Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
[Verse 3]
My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymorе
And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
So I drank a ton of liquor thеn I threw up in her sink
She said, "Next time use the toilet", then she offered me a drink
[Bridge]
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Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
[Verse 4]
We passed an old man bleeding on the side of the street
So I got out of the car and I helped him on his feet
His breath smelled like whiskey, he was crying like a man
When I helped him stand up straight I got his blood all on my hands
He said, "I need a ride home because I got into a fight"
Said I should've seen the other guy but he didn’t see my point
He said his house was all the way on the other side of town
So we left him in the road and said we wouldn’t turn around
[Outro]
Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
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