Nintendo 64 (Extended Version)

[Verse 1] My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn’t play fair [Bridge] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm [Verse 2] My brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife He said that when he is dead I'll have his Nintendo 64 And I can play it all night long, sitting on the basement floor [Bridge] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm [Verse 3] My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink She said, "Next time use the toilet", then she offered me a drink [Bridge] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm [Verse 4] We passed an old man bleeding on the side of the street So I got out of the car and I helped him on his feet His breath smelled like whiskey, he was crying like a man When I helped him stand up straight I got his blood all on my hands He said, "I need a ride home because I got into a fight" Said I should've seen the other guy but he didn’t see my point He said his house was all the way on the other side of town So we left him in the road and said we wouldn’t turn around [Outro] Mmm-mm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mm-mmm, mmm-mm-mmm Mmm-mmm