There's a man who lives next door
He works the till at the dollar store
And walks his Maltese
Up and down the street
He smiles, I smile back
We shoot the breeze on New Year's plans
And I don't know why
But I just want the dog to die
There's a girl who's big online
With a Bully who walks on its hind
They dance to the radio songs
And everyone follows along
I find I like her too
And sometimes I leave a like as proof
But deep in my mind
I just want the dog to die
Don't expect me to know
Why the wind blows as it blows
Don't expect to find
A reason why I'm the way I'm like
I just need to blow off some steam
To be the man everyone wants me to be
There's a man who lives next door
He starts works at eight and gets off at four
To walk his Maltese
Up and down the street
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