School Mam

A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are here Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill Nobody can see or hear the things that they do All the books are closed there must be something they do Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span Education's secondary - being a school mam Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see Being a school mam Long holidays in the summer Being a school mam Free milk in your coffee breaks Being a school mam Government paid monthly salary cheques Being a school mam Noise is heard the principal investigates She turns on all the cameras and it's too late Catches both their pants down in a passion warm Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see Being a school mam Controlling promiscuity after hours Being a school mam Giving out detentions by the dozen Being a school mam Give her fifty lines (of speed) Being a school mam Sucking on her fingernails she can't believe what she's seen She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen Locks her door with trembling hands and her heart's beating very fast She pretends she's down there on the floor in the class Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam Just watch her go and help her try if you can Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free Being a school mam Disgusting behaviour Being a school mam All over the parquet flooring Being a school mam Let the flood gates open wide Being a school mam Now the principal collapses dead on the floor With contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more She went out the very best way that an old woman can She was where the action was down there with the school mam Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see Being a school mam One and one make two if you are very lucky Being a school mam Two twos make four if I remember correctly Being a school mam Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land Sixty-four and sixty-four make a-hundred-and-twenty-eight A-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three Let me pause for reflection for a second But teacher Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twenty-eight exactly; But it goes forty-two and a bit; 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49. 1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7 49.8, 49.9 (X9) Fifty