Excuse me girl
I might sound a bit embarrassing, but I just noticed some
Timelines on your shirt
See, I'll reckon you about an eight or a nine
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time
That blue top shirt top you've got on is nice
Bit too much fake tan though, but yeah, you score high
But there's just one little thing that's
Really, really, really, really annoying me about you, ya see
Yeah yeah like I said, you are really fit
But my gosh, don't you just know it
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
So when I looked at you standing there with your horde
I was waiting in the queue lookin' at the board
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Lookin' toward my direction your eyes locked on my course
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order
Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Leave it out
Are you smoking crack or something?
Just leave it
We cannot have that behavior in this establishment
It's not worth it, Mike (leave it out)
Just leave it
Don't touch me, I'm alright
Don't... Look, I'm alright... don't touch me
For a while there I was thinkin', yeah but what if
Picturing myself pulling with bare white-heart witt
Staring at you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke in the white behind
Us lot queuing was clocking onto you to it
I had to admit that yeah, yeah you are fit and I do want it
But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Now, I bashed my head hard earlier, due to the brew
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue
I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you
Well let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude
And rude as good I knew she said as she queued
But I just did not wanna give the satisfaction to you
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
Oi, and just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little dohnut in hand
I was like nah, I can't even, no, you look grand
But you looked sharp there, smiling hard, suggesting and
Leaning away with your hearty-hearty lookin' tan
But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan
You walked toward my path but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fucking white-shirted man
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
What do I give a fuck I've got a girlfriend anyway
(Woah! We've all had a drink mate!) Oi we're all a bit drunk, we've had a few fairplay
I've got this stella I bombed from that last cafe
This night's not even begun
Yes, yes, oh, yay
I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female-stopping play
In an otherswise total result of a holiday
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it
You're fit but you know it!
You're fit but you know it!
You're fit but you know it!
I think I'm going to fall over!
I think I'm going to fall o... fucking 'ell
