The Last Martians

[Verse 1: brandUn DeShay] She said, “I wouldn’t kiss you even if you was the last man on Earth” Well, how about the last Martian? I feel so alone on this planet Damn it, maybe it was Mars I was from And I just missed the last starship Honestly, it’s hard just breathing this air They trying to say I got asthma they trying to getting my ass out and leave them from here It’s Bran-DUN, not Bran-DON So I’m not the one that you should be putting brands on Is that too much to ask? If I told you all of my goals You’d be growing old, so I’d done too much to brag I feel like none of you people try half as hard as me I seen your work, look at you Jerkers half-heartingly Yawn, so how can you expect success? This game is Chess, and you must expect what’s next So just respect doing life blaze blunted No matter what you do, you’re just not gonna cut it Blaze blunted, you’re not gonna cut it No pun intended [Verse 2: brandUn DeShay] I don’t have young niggas to blast for me You have to see me in person to realize me saying that’d be blasphemy I’m guilty of getting the girls with the ashy knees You know what I mean, they take ones like soda machines ‘The older, the meaner the world gets’, my mother would say And more every day, I’m saying stuff my mother would say I ain’t gonna be a teenager for long I enjoy hot games and rocking chains like Razor Ramon Every time you see me, I’m getting bigger, Raven-Symoné I had a son, his name is Bart, I had to raise him alone Been dropping all these hot bars, I’m amazed at this song They pick ‘em up (what?), pick me up, taking me home And that don’t mean that I’m gone, in case I do disappear I’m going to always have a fan, so long as you in here Me quitting, you tripping, bring back a souvenir Ya dig?