Skag Trendy

[Verse 1: Kieren Webster] Skag Trendy thinks he knows just what to do He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew He thought that parents were too old And teachers told him what to do He's Mr Skag Trendy, he'd like to talk to you [Verse 2: Kieren Webster] He told his mother what he was all about She didn't acknowledge the cry for help, she just chucked him out Now he's broke sittin' outside, he's sitting on the floor He's got nothing else to think about except another score But before he gets this He has to go and steal something And that's not something he really wants to do But you see, when his mother chucked him out, she signed him off the brew [Refrain: Kieren Webster] I wish somebody would love him, he doesn't have a home He wishes somebody would love him, he doesn't have a home He'd like to speak to his old school friends But he needs ten pence for the phone [Verse 3: Kieren Webster] Had a girlfriend she was very, very nice Walks by him now, won't look at him twice Liked his dress sense and his cheeky, cheeky grin But you see since he's been chucked out he's lost all of them [Refrain: Kieren Webster & Kyle Falconer] He's got none (So he writes another sad song) He's got none (Yes, he writes another sad song) He's got none (So he writes another sad song) He's got none (Yes, he writes another sad song) [Verse 4: Kieren Webster] Skag Trendy, thinks I know just what to do I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew I thought that parents were too old Teachers told me what to do I'm Mr Skag Trendy, I'd like to talk to you [Refrain: Kieren Webster] I wish somebody would love me but I don't have a home I wish somebody would love me but I don't have a home I'd like to speak to my girlfriend but I need ten pence for the phone [Verse 5: Kieren Webster] One thing can happen to someone in this situation That is complete and utter social deterioration Should have clicked on, he was out pawning his PlayStation Just a young man, he was looking for some variation [Refrain: Kieren Webster & Kyle Falconer] He made a mistake (He was looking for some variation) He made a mistake (He was looking for some variation) Aw, he made a mistake (He was looking for some variation) He made a mistake (He was looking for some variation) [Outro: Kieren Webster & Kyle Falconer] Skag Trendy Not so trendy Aw, Skag Trendy He was so trendy Aw (Wow) Aw (Wow) Aw (Wow)